Oh I'm ready for a good night's sleep. What's going on? Come on. Almost played I figured out I don't got it people. Oh I Feel like I'm in the womb again.

All right I just had to wiggle a little bit. That's great. Hi sir, it's time to check out. Yeah okay dude.

I'm working on it. Checkout is at 11. hey guys! Oh that looks so good. Too bad those Snickers are 18 a piece.

I can fix this. Oh the seal is a dead giveaway. Do you have any gum? No. I don't have gum and I have Swedish Fish No no no, no stop.

All right, let's look how much damage has been done. It looks like three seals have been broken. Nice tap water. got them lots of.

Snickers 923 What a night! I Wish I would have been invited to the party I Can offer you guys for one night only our non-refundable rooftop view rooftop. You guys are gonna love it. It has an insane view of the roof. An insane rooftop to you.

that's my. I mean it is a rooftop view. An insane view of the roof? Yeah, from the roof? Yeah, pretty much yeah. it's got to view the rooftop I Don't know.

Again, twisting. we're playing business. You're running here. but I'm through with it.

We need another room. 36 should be right here. What? I Just came from 20. foreign.

No way there she is. Finally! Ah, size. At least they give you a few different pillow options. Oh, times are tough when they're using cornhole bags as decorative pillows.

Wow, that's just weird. Oh no, no, what is going on I'm taking the toiletries. They're gonna throw them away anyways. Q-tips We deserve these batteries.

Aaa's sending some suction away. Here we go. Okay A little this last thing I've always wanted a Sleep Number You think they'll notice it's gone I Don't think so. Okay, place is great.

Yeah right. this place is a cesspool. Foreign hot tub pool down there. but what I'm most proud of is our state of the art.

Fitness Center You thought, keep those down. this is supposed to be doing this. No, you're fine. you're fine.

What's going on man? I Just wondering if I can get an upgrade. Doubt it. but you can check though, right? Nothing Dude? Yeah. I Talked to the owner I'm the owner's son.

That makes sense. That makes the most sense. Yeah, I'm not the guy who typically calls in a noise complaint. It sounds like a civil Warrior next door thank you.

hey hey, is this a Boy Scout Hat Yeah, it is okay. just flip it around. It looks too much like a Boy Scout There you go. Hey good job.

One more time, let's switch sides. Time for a shower. Holy head No, that's not it. Oh wow.

the other one's kind of nice. Hi checking in for two. just two. Yep, just the two of us.

He plays in the NBA hi. We do have a two-person Max Capacity per room. that's why it's just two. Felt like an appropriate number.

Something just sneeze. No, nothing sneezed. It's a tumor. I Don't really like when people look at it so poor away.

Yeah, thank you so much. All right boys, we're clear. Ow oh man. Oh stairs were brutal.

Yeah, sorry about that. Oh hey man, you owe me a hundred. You're over 50 pounds. You're supposed to carry me on.

Thank you I'm skipping. no thank you. Come back later when I'm not here. What is happening? No I said no, come on I Got an absolute smoking deal on this room.

350 a night. 70 bucks a person? No. No. 3.50 Oh yeah, yeah.

okay I hate to say dude I feel like you overpaid I mean it is just 70 cents a person? Hey guys, it's for one night. This would be great. What? Oh, that is way more comfortable than I expected. Huh? I'll sleep right here.

See? what do you think this pipe is? man I don't know AC overflow or something? Dude, you stole the tarp. man. What is that? I had that all wrong. I'm really sorry about that man.

eggs, baby protein Corey it's free. Okay, yeah, sounds good man. See ya. Whoa.

It's dark in here. Where's the light switch in this place? Oh those are trash cans. Got to be on this wall? surely? I Really thought that was gonna be it? No, Oh yes. Put on the credit card.

Did you just for five? One Eight Nine of every hotel room you stay in has at least three hidden cameras or one audio monitoring device. Honey, now's not a great time. Rage Monster Just checked into our hotel. got to keep tabs on them.

Got way too much money tied up in this thing. No tapping God You disgust me. You don't take these safety precautions. That's how you wake up tomorrow morning with eight new images of you on.

Google Walking around in a pair of undies and you're not proud of. Think about this. Ah, just to be safe. We're on here.

you dirty rotten scumbags. Oh no. yeah, you're crap. Stop.

Grab the grass. We're coming for you. Miss this. Yes, we're gonna find whoever did this.

Does it feel like you're running at an incredible way to speed down this hallway? It really does. Man. I'm super fast right now. Let's just go.

Where's that wire? Go in here. We found him. What are you doing? Get out of your room. Wait a second.

Is that you? Cody No you sir, How stupid I think I did it foreign? This is unbelievable I Love the Rage Monster I Gotta invest in something else. The doors they lock on themselves. Yeah, hey, could one of you help me? It's a super nice place. Whoa.

Locked out? Yeah. I've been there brother. Gene Carlos Here to take good care of you. Giving you a tip to all the hottest places in town.

How about you give one back looking looking looking? No seriously. I'm looking for the tip Oh one. I Got one suggestion for you more. Keep on coming.

Don't be so mean to Old Gene What rhymes with Jean How about a Benjamin Yes 100 Okay enjoy your stay and if you need anything you can find somebody else front desk hi. Can I request a wake-up call for 6 a.m Yeah you sure? May What level of intensity would you like? It's like a pad thai restaurant. one to ten spice level. I Can't miss my flight.

so level 10? I guess Sandra we got a level dinner. It's got an insane view of the roof from the roof. Uh, insane view of the roof? Yeah, from the roof? Yep, yeah. pretty much my guy.

Unmatched view of the roof. You can see the whole roof? No way. Yeah hi Yeah, that's what it looks like.